Hey, congratulations on your new car! Have fun. Run it ragged and never bother doing a moment’s maintenance on it. Never check the oil. Never rotate the tires. Put in the cheapest, shittiest fuel you can find. Hell, put anything you want in there. Sugar, water, hydrogen peroxide, Pepsi, urine…
I hope that was as much fun to write as it was for me to read it! Thank you 🤣...
It was. Gotta have some fun, sometimes. 😂
Omg thank you for Such a precise and funny metaphor Your wise heart/mind is a national treasure!
Nice. I read it out loud to my gf. We both had a chuckle. Cheers!
Nice, haha!
Someone to send it to JP Sears. I think he will perform it the best.
Snap! Thats exactly what my girlfriend said!
Great idea!👍
That is a great narrative, and fun to read. Mockery is a great antidote to control freaks.
Amazing piece. Very insightful...and hilarious too. Keep up the great work 😊👍
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